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  • My wife had to get her wisdom teeth removed a few years ago. She was a little nervous the night before the surgery, and I was trying to think of a movie for us to watch to help her settle down.

  • Me:

    Oh! We could watch Little Shop of Horrors! You've never seen it.

  • ...

  • ...

  • ...wait...no. Never mind. That's...not a good movie to watch right now.

  • Wife:

    Why?

  • Me:

    You don't want to know.

  • (We watched it several years later and she was like, WTF is wrong with you??? But I'd honestly forgotten at the time. That, or I have some very deep subconscious sadistic urges!)

Is making people cry a sign of success for anyone who isn’t an author?

(I guess artists of every kind…but are tears sought after in any non-arts-based occupation? [someone on Facebook suggested dentist, which reminded me of this.)

I always feel a weird combination of elation and guilt when I find out my writing made someone cry. Especially when it’s my wife, because 1) she really hates crying, especially in front of people, and 2) it’s in person, with someone I know really well

Is making people cry a sign of success for anyone who isn’t an author?

(I guess artists of every kind…but are tears sought after in any non-arts-based occupation? [someone on Facebook suggested dentist, which reminded me of this.)

I always feel a weird combination of elation and guilt when I find out my writing made someone cry. Especially when it’s my wife, because 1) she really hates crying, especially in front of people, and 2) it’s in person, with someone I know really well

rhamphotheca:

Tawny Frogmouth Hatches at Denver Zoo

Keepers at Denver Zoo know from experience that Tawny Frogmouths are difficult to breed. Over the years they have struggled with problems such as infertility and finding compatible pairs. Now all the work has finally paid off: the zoo has successfully hatched and raised a Tawny Frogmouth chick for the first time!

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im-dead-and-i-move:

"Hey, I found your blog on Tumblr-"

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arkhamsmaddness:

Seems a lot of people have been asking about the Capsaicin Cream Punishment AKA “The Silent Spanking” Please remember to proceed with caution, results may vary, not valid in the state of Asgard.

ropebondagebyahab:

Square Knot Cuffs
The Square Knot Cuffs are an excellent way of tying any two “columns” together. Keep in mind, these columns need not be just two wrists as shown. They could be two ankles, upper arms, thighs, wrist-to-ankle, wrist-to-thigh, wrist or ankle to a bedpost, chair leg/arm, etc. Let your imagination go wild! The reason for using a 2-column tie for this purpose(as opposed to a single-column tie) is to prevent any bone-on-bone(or bone on any hard surface) contact which can cause bruising and discomfort for your partner.
Remember to leave at least a one-finger gap between the limb and the knot!
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ropebondagebyahab:

Square Knot Cuffs

The Square Knot Cuffs are an excellent way of tying any two “columns” together. Keep in mind, these columns need not be just two wrists as shown. They could be two ankles, upper arms, thighs, wrist-to-ankle, wrist-to-thigh, wrist or ankle to a bedpost, chair leg/arm, etc. Let your imagination go wild! The reason for using a 2-column tie for this purpose(as opposed to a single-column tie) is to prevent any bone-on-bone(or bone on any hard surface) contact which can cause bruising and discomfort for your partner.

Remember to leave at least a one-finger gap between the limb and the knot!

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